Inspired by the cold hard truth of my song Rich Parents, this tote is for everyone out here self-funding their grocery runs while navigating adulthood without a safety net.
Whether you're hauling LaCroix and tax forms or just emotionally spiraling in the Trader Joe’s frozen aisle, this bag says what we’re all thinking:
I wasn’t built for this, but I’m carrying it anyway.
Sturdy canvas with enough room for debt and dairy
Bold Helvetica-style text that screams “I didn’t get a trust fund, I got a tote”
One side design — no rich parents required
Perfect for errands, existential dread, or brunch with your friend who still uses their parents’ HBO login
Warning: May attract student loan collectors or unsolicited budgeting advice.
| 15" x 16" | |
|---|---|
| Width, in | 15.00 |
| Height, in | 15.98 |
| Thickness, in | 0.39 |
| Handle drop, in | 9.50 |
| Handle length, in | 20.50 |
| Handle width, in | 1.26 |
Inspired by the cold hard truth of my song Rich Parents, this tote is for everyone out here self-funding their grocery runs while navigating adulthood without a safety net.
Whether you're hauling LaCroix and tax forms or just emotionally spiraling in the Trader Joe’s frozen aisle, this bag says what we’re all thinking:
I wasn’t built for this, but I’m carrying it anyway.
Sturdy canvas with enough room for debt and dairy
Bold Helvetica-style text that screams “I didn’t get a trust fund, I got a tote”
One side design — no rich parents required
Perfect for errands, existential dread, or brunch with your friend who still uses their parents’ HBO login
Warning: May attract student loan collectors or unsolicited budgeting advice.
| 15" x 16" | |
|---|---|
| Width, in | 15.00 |
| Height, in | 15.98 |
| Thickness, in | 0.39 |
| Handle drop, in | 9.50 |
| Handle length, in | 20.50 |
| Handle width, in | 1.26 |
